Karmic Offset
Description
Don't recycle?
Refuse to yield to merging traffic?
Looking for a way to make up for clubbing that baby seal?
Now, though Tacomamama's special KARMA SHARING® plan, you can make up for all that nastiness in $2 Karma Blocks.
That's right. We've got all this extra Karma rolling around, and we thought we might sell it to the Franklin Mint, but because we are big believers in the FeedTacoma shops, we've decided to make this special offer, available only to FeedTacoma users, and only if you act now. Who knows what the value of such shares will be in years to come? Only time will tell.
As Absolute Proof of your purchase, you'll receive a certificate indicating the number of Karma Blocks you've purchased, it's value in Karma Shares, and your Total Absolution Quotient. (TAQ)
So click now! Operators are standing by.